-slutty chicken clothing is "made-to-order", which is fashionista speak for "hand-decorated upon order", so it'll take ~2 weeks for these sexy chickadees to come alive. 

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-unless...they are labeled "ready-to-rock". ready-to-rock baddies are intended to be in the mail and gunning for you within 1-3 days of purchase.

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-the production time on custom designs vary depending on their extravagance

-each chickie in this section is the only one in existence, making them EXTRA exquisite, they are honey-one-a-kinds

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- the items in this section are ready-to-rock, which means you could be slinking around or swagging out(whichever you prefer) in one of these puppies within the next week

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-they are one-offs often the result of a science experiment​s, therefore they only exist in this one exact size

-each slutty chicken design will only be available in 1 piece per size. So only about 5 of that exact design will ever exist. which means these shirts are super special, which makes anyone who wears one incredibly special as well

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-the total number of each design made in a drop will depend on the range of sizes available ​​​​​

​-there will be an "I need it" button available under each sold out listing to let us know that you want more where that drop came from. And we may or may not listen

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-if there is a shirt that you missed out on that you are absolutely desperate to have...you do have the option of custom ordering one quite like it, custom orders do cost more than collectible drops